Problems:
#1. The Leading Male Character (we'll call him Ed)
#2. Leading Female's Friends (We'll call them The Peanut Gallery).
I have no problem with the leading female (let's call her Sally).
Nut shelling it:
Ed and Sally go to school together. One weekend, Ed sent Sally a text asking her if she would go out with him? Sally doesn't want to go out with Ed, but she didn't know what to do so she went to talk to The Peanut Gallery. They told her she should totally do it. Sally thought about it, and thought about it. She then sent a message to... to... uhm...
...
It's the Leading Ladies cousin, but we'll call her... Elsa. Yeah, Elsa...
Ehem
...
She then sent a message to Elsa who lived miles and miles away but had helped Sally's sister before her. She told her everything. She told her about Ed, how she felt, what The Peanut Gallery said and that she was really confused.
Elsa broke it down really quick (we're super shelling this part)
"Do you want to date him or not?"
"No."
"Why are you confused then?"
"Well, The Peanut Gallery said I should and I hate it when people don't like me or are mad at me. I want people to like me."
"There will always be people who don't like you, no way to change it. As long as you stay who you are, accept your mistakes, say your apologies and move on then it doesn't really matter."... ..."Honesty matters."...
Sally got really quiet.
"So why don't you want to date him anyway?"
"He's not a cutest guy or the smartest... And he always does what everyone else tells him to do."
"Reasons 1 and 2... Stupid reasons to not date someone. Reason 3 however is the perfect reason not to. it shows that he has no spine... actually, it shows that he has no testicles."
"What?"
"Testicles... have you taken health yet?"
"No"
"(Explains testicles and maturing... blah blah blah)"
"OH! (starts laughing really hard)"
They completed the conversation... Elsa stopped for a minute after they ended it... She asked, "So when Ed asked you out, did you tell him you had to think about it or what?" Sally explained that she didn't tell him anything yet. Elsa got silent, "So the kid asked you out and you just walked away?!"Sally then informed her that Ed asked her out via text message...
"WHAT!?!"
"THIS PROVES IT!!! NO BALLS!!! NONE!!!"
Sally has decided that she doesn't want to date Ed, not only because of his lack of spine, but because she's not ready for a relationship yet.
She took Elsa's words to heart... "If you had the cash to buy a Ferrari out right, but The Peanut Gallery told you to get a Mercedes Benz, what would you do?"
"Ferrari."
"But you don't want The Peanut Gallery to be mad at you do you?"
"F.E.R.R.A.R.I."
"Very good, my young padawan. Very good." "So maybe this kid is a Mercedes, maybe this kid is a Ferrari... If the second, he's still in the factory." "Do you want a Mercedes/unfinished Ferrari or a finished Ferrari?"
"FERRARI!"
"Good"
Ed:
GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER OUT IN PERSON!!! Hint, Sally isn't going to respond to your text. She's hoping you'll forget you sent it.
The Peanut Gallery:
Pull your heads out of your asses and listen to your friends when they day, "I Don't Want To." DON'T MAKE THEM DO THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO DO!
Sally:
Don't let your friends dictate your life. Let your brain/heart do it. Never settle for less than you deserve.
!!!THIS CRAP PISSES ME OFF!!!
!!!GROW THE FRICK UP!!!
!!!MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES!!!
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