Tuesday, August 17, 2010

This is not rocket science... In fact, a three year old could figure it out.

You know what really bugs me?

People who don't follow the turning laws. If you are in the far left lane and you are turning left... Turn into the far left lane.
If you are in the next lane over turning left... Turn into the lane that matches yours.
SAME FOR RIGHT!!!
If you are turning right from the right-most lane, STAY THERE. Get in the Right-most lane when you turn.
And so on and so forth.

This is not rocket science. In fact it's quite simple. You have to learn/do it to pass the test, so why don't you just continue to do it?
If you follow these rules you will also be one of the people blamed for ending about a third of the accidents at corners.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Really Guys?

Scenario…

A man goes to three different banks looking for a small loan to pay off some past debts. He has two marks of active history on his credit. They happen to be what he’s paying off.
The first bank reviews the application and says, “I’m sorry sir, but we prefer to loan money out to those who have at lease four marks of history.” The man leaves.
The second bank reviews the application and says, “I’m sorry sir, but we prefer to loan money out to those who have at lease three marks of history.” The man leaves.
The third bank reviews the application and says, “I’m sorry sir, but we prefer to loan money out to those who have at lease five marks of history.” The man leaves.

The question I wonder is… How is he supposed to get the third, fourth or fifth mark of history if NO ONE WILL LOAN HIM ANYTHING WITHOUT THOSE MARKS!?!

So my question is… How do you get history if no one will loan to you without you having history?
Let me get this strait… Without history, you can not get history. When everyone with history dies, no one will get loans, because no one has history. Is it just me, or does this sound like banking suicide?

I find it sad that these are the problems, scenarios and questions I lay awake to every night… These are the things ripping our world apart, tearing our lives down to nothing and leaving potential to rot… What happened to logic?

If no one will loan without history then how do you get history? Logic would state that you don’t. Yet people do… So is there a middle time, between no loans and lots, where no one will lend to you? Yes, but then how do you get out of the middle? You don’t, then that means there is an end… No, because there are still people getting loans… UHG!!!
THIS WORLD MAKES NO SENSE ANYMORE!!!

I’m now going to lock myself in a room until the second coming of Jesus Christ! Or until the world can pull its head out of its ass, whichever comes first... Though from here, I’m betting on the second coming happening first. Until then video games and movies will be fine for me (sad when a person would rather live in a fantasy world isn’t it?).